Trend: Touch Screen Interface

Dear Human Owner,

Hi there, remember me? It seems like yesterday you were ranting and raving about my ground breaking spectacular touch screen interface, ease of use, polished little icons and ultimate status symbol as the latest hipster accessory. Now that it’s been awhile I’ve just been forgotten in your pocket with a bunch of lint, your wallet and keys, a few dirty old coins that hurt my feelings and scratch my polished screen. Well I don’t know if you’ve noticed but I’ve made some changes with my latest software updates and if you have a problem with that I’ll totally copy/paste all over your face while I video it… just as long as you don’t ask me to I don’t know… send MMS messages (I hate those things). Flash? Never heard of it.

Signed,
Your iPhone

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